February 2012
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I google searched ‘Rick Santorum having gay sex’ and was sorely disappointed with the results.
“Mandalorians are surprisingly unconcerned with biological lineage. Their...”
– Mandalorians: Identity and Its Influence on Genome, published by the Galactic Institute of Anthropology (via kar-alorade)
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A Rodian merchant and Kal Skirata
"Is this for the war effort?"
"No, I'm a pacifist."
"You're a Mandalorian..."
"Would you start a fight with me?"
"No..."
"See? I'm a force for peace."
ashes0909 replied to your post: That whole ‘proper sleep pattern’ thing I had…
That may actually be worse than going to bed at 4am
Yeah, it’s really bad now.
Like, i’m super tired, but I can’t actually fall back to sleep.
:(
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That whole ‘proper sleep pattern’ thing I had going just ended.
Nothing like waking up at 3AM!
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billnighytheactinggighy:
thedalekmaster:
turloughvislor:
what if the doctors name was actually john smith
he wasn’t lying
guys
why don’t you believe me
my names john
srsly guys
It’s an ancient Time Lord clan, the Smiths.
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I accidentally kicked my sub-woofer.
I’m sad now.
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The Book of General Ignorance came in today.
Like, four weeks ahead of schedule. So that means one other decent thing happened this week, and it was a very nice surprise.
“Boxing is quite camp, it’s two guys fighting over a belt.”
– Charlie Brooker (via time-lord-swag)
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
thenewfantastic:
criminallyobsessed:
hotel-denouement:
moral-highground:
yougotredonyou:
nicklex:
hannahisdead:
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
ashes0909 replied to your post: I think I’m finally getting used to going to sleep…
I’m envious.
No, don’t be. It’s horrible. I hate feeling this tired all day.
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I think I’m finally getting used to going to sleep at a normal time.
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“That is true, most bumblebees don’t have nuclear programmes. Although...”
– Charlie Brooker (via fuckyeah10oclocklive)
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I bet John Hancock was an asshole.
liftednevermore:
You don’t just sign your name that big without being an asshole.
